1. 24 May



    If this post gets 5000 notes I will go to my friend’s wedding dressed as the Tenth Doctor and behave like the Doctor for the entire evening.

    nemiianne:

    lumos5000:

    madmanwithabox-andafez:

    lumos5000:

    She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!

    this needs to happen

    Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor

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    Ohh this will be fantastic!!!!!

    (via cupcakeinthetardis)

     

  2. 24 May



    Laura totally picked up saying “dude” from being in jersey.

     

  3. 23 May



    ghostingthespace:

    whatsgoingon12:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    things that say a lot about a person

    • their favourite character
    • the lyrics they write on their hands
    • the colours they wear
    • which murder weapon they prefer
    • how they make their tea

    .wait

    yeah, what does tea have to do with their personality?

    ‘a lot about a person’ and ‘personality’ are not the same thing you guys

    (via transhunk)

     

  4. 23 May


    fishingboatproceeds:

    Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

    they got the 14 right, they just spelled hours incorrectly…

    (Source: hepkatz, via transhunk)

     

  5. 23 May


    gothicpretzel: blink182andbeyond: who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit. Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah. i do both. dammit.

    gothicpretzel:

    blink182andbeyond:

    who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit.

    Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah.

    i do both. dammit.

    (Source: turkish-delights, via m-e-e-t-mydedication)

     

  6. 23 May



    followtheblackroses:

    Apparently I can’t use half my pick-up lines, because I don’t have a penis. Dammit.

     

  7. 23 May



    So every text post ive made for the last 4 days has accidentally gone to one of my other blogs.
    Sterling,

     

  8. 20 May



    hitlervevo:

    why the fuck cant we text the police

    lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

    you call and dont say anything. the cops show up anyway

    (via followtheblackroses)

     

  9. 17 May



    30 minute promo!

    likebutterfliestoflames:

    likebutterfliestoflames:

    I’m 50 away from 5k so I’ll do a promo

    reblog to be considered:

    most attractive male(s):

    most attractive female(s):

    best blog:

    best URL:

    best theme:

                       Rules:

    • likes don’t count
    • no complaining if you’re not chosen
    • must be following me

    Extending the time until more people reblog it :)

    (via in4viate)

     

  10. 17 May



    spitoutthebloodandscream:

    If anyone is jersey wanna bring me food and keep me company then come here now.

    was this directed at me? XD i would but i dont drive. If youre willing to meet one of my friends, id head up there with vegan munchies and alcohol :3

     

  11. 17 May



    having your period is terrible dear god i was so lucky. why did i give up my freedom

     

  12. 17 May



    rapewhistled:

    bumrollplease:

    rapewhistled:

    *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

    i literally say this a hundred times a day

    *16 year old girl voice* literally.

    *16 year old girl voice* seriously

    (via girlwhowaitedtv)

     

  13. 15 May


    probablysomethin: emorenita: why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand” I’d like to point out these aren’t even remotely effective self defense measures for an individual of low athletic ability or low fighting instinct. It seems simple, to step inside, to get the knee to the groin, to pull the body down and knee to the face. But the reality is, it won’t go like that. It won’t. You want honest self defense training ladies? Truly honest. You expect me to say BJJ right? No, I suggest you take track and field. You run, and if your faster, have more endurance. You escape. Never assume you are capable of fighting at an even pace with another individual, male or female. The reality is much worse then what you assume, and the true horrid reality of combat is the strike to the groin is not a turn off switch. The gouge of the eyes is not the fight ender. These are instigators, it takes a punch to a murder. Run, children. Your pride will forgive you later.

    probablysomethin:

    emorenita:

    why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
    i rather see these than “keys in hand”

    I’d like to point out these aren’t even remotely effective self defense measures for an individual of low athletic ability or low fighting instinct. It seems simple, to step inside, to get the knee to the groin, to pull the body down and knee to the face. But the reality is, it won’t go like that.


    It won’t. You want honest self defense training ladies? Truly honest. You expect me to say BJJ right? No, I suggest you take track and field. You run, and if your faster, have more endurance. You escape.


    Never assume you are capable of fighting at an even pace with another individual, male or female. The reality is much worse then what you assume, and the true horrid reality of combat is the strike to the groin is not a turn off switch. The gouge of the eyes is not the fight ender.


    These are instigators, it takes a punch to a murder. Run, children. Your pride will forgive you later.

    (Source: gegegetitout)

     

  14. 15 May


    (Source: musicanddarkness, via im-a-negativecreep)

     

  15. 15 May


    a month late, the eggs are buried and the flowers are in!

    a month late, the eggs are buried and the flowers are in!